The local store around here is run by a guy who just goes by “Pa.” Now, when someone demands that you just call him “Pa.” there are two things that you can rest assured about:
1. He is old.
2. He is going to have a lot of candy.
Old people really have a lot of things figured out, chiefly candy. You think you know candy? You’re WRONG. You don’t know the first thing about candy.
Now to be fair, I thought I knew a lot about candy until spending a little time a Ma ‘N Pa’s country store.
If I didn’t spend such a large part of my day carrying around heavy equipment for Scott, I’d probably have already gained twenty five pounds from the candy selection at Pa’s. If you’re ever in the area I highly recommend dropping in.